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1、春哥纯爷们儿，铁血真汉子，人民好兄弟，父亲好儿子。
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2、莫装b，装b遭雷劈
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3、狮子座
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4、欧美**
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5、（哈哈这个最经典了！自己听吧！）
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6、上面条的肥音版……太有才了！！！
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7、　皇上，你还记得大明湖畔的夏雨荷吗？
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8、hexie...
9、哥们，姐们，你们太有才啦~~~
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10、大家一起來818
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11、舒克和贝塔……orz!
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12、打酱油回声版……
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13、你无情，你残酷，你无理取闹!
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14、四川话 　　　　蹦得儿你个蹦得儿
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15、买个萝卜切吧切吧剁了~
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16、《静夜思》
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